MAUI MAYHEM 9-25-00

Went on vacation by myself to Maui for my birthday. I had booked the tickets before I got into this "relationship" and JEN couldn't take time off. While I was there I wrote with my palm piolet nonstop for the first 6 days, until I left it on top of a payphone in my hotel lobby for about 5 minutes. When I came back all of my writing was gone. I decided to not write anymore on the trip, when I got home I bought a new palm, but was too burnt out to write about all the events of the trip in detail because writing about them all over again would be more of a chore than an enjoyable thing, which is what me writing these updates is all about, so I'll just pubish my notes. I will have to write about my airplane ride home someday though, cause that story is priceless.


9-22-00 Arrived on island, bought booze, rented pimp wheels and essentials

9-23-00 Swam in ocean most of day, got burnt to a crisp.

9-24-00 Maui It rained. Had to find phone # s.

9-25-00 Monday-SNORKLING IN MOLOKINI- My Birthday! Saw sharks, and touched an Octopus.

9-26-00 Tuesday chilled out at the hotel. Pool relaxation, lots of writing and skteching.

9-27-00 Wendsday DROVE THE ROAD TO HANA - showered in many waterfalls Jen got the candle and the flowers I had sent to her.

9-28-00 Thursday lost palm pilot -Had the worst steak ever at OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE- NEVER EAT HERE! It rained. Got drunk with locals

9-29-00 Friday still nobody returned palm pilot OLD LAHAINA LUAU- cheesy, but whatever. Hula Dancers, pig roast. This place was built for tourists. Got drunk with people from Minnesota who were whiter than me. Probably drove home drunk. Haven't seen one cop car ever since I got here. Doubt there are any police stations on this island. It's almost disturbing.

9-30-00 Saturday Talked to my sis. Sunday early morning, all night plane flight home. Lost in the Airport.

Returned home to a huge pile of gifts. I Insisted on shower. Pop rocks! Brought Coconut bra back for Jen. Holy Basil for diner. First time I mentioned moving back to Brooklyn. First day back to work- Monday night mentioned the possibility of Jen moving in.


Just another day in the life of an Art Juggernaut.

-Cojo

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