NOT- SO - BEAUTY AND THE GEEK
7-13-05 THIS POST'S CONTENT IS RATED:
Now that BEAUTY AND THE GEEK is over, I would like to draw your attention to a major flaw in the show's premise. The show hinges on it being geeks paired with "beauties". Unfortunately, the "so-called-beauties" on the show were pretty average. I'd say only about one or two of them could actually be considered "beautiful."
The others were pretty busted. I mean they all had ok to hot bodies, but most of them could have more easily won Howard Stern's Buttaface Contest than a modeling contract.
Take Lauren for example (pictured above). Every time I saw her on screen it reminded me of E.C. Segar's character Alice The Goon (the Sea Hag's bodyguard on The Island of the Goons from the original Popeye strips).
Ashton, buddy, next season let's step it up a notch. Bring in some actual beauties.
Just another day in the life of an Art Juggernaut.
-Cojo