WILFORD BRIMLEY'S "DIE-AH-BEAT-ISS" SUPPLIES 6-13-05
It's got to be depressing for Steve Gutenberg to know that, while he starred in Cocoon and Wilford Brimley only had a secondary role, Brimley's current spokesperson job (hawking health insurance) is bigger than any gig Gutenberg's had in a decade.
Steve Gutenberg (Wearing Police Academy Mahoney Uniform): "Damn you Wilford Brimley, Damn you all to HELL!"
If Brimley ever goes into a Diabetic Coma, we will all know it's Gutenberg's doing. A quick search of Gutenberg's apartment will reveal a cache of Liberty Mutual Insulin boxes addressed to Brimley and covered in the blood of fallen UPS men.
Just another day in the life of an Art Juggernaut.
-Cojo