CRIKEY, THAT STINGS MATE! CROC HUNTER DEAD
9-4-06 POST RATED: Cojo, Croc Hunter, Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, Dead at 44, Sting Ray
Dead of a broken heart? Yes, quite literally. In the "Look what I can do with animals" business it's only a matter of time before you become too cocky for the camera and end up getting your heart punctured by a poisonous stingray.
A crocodile / former co-worker was interviewed about the recent passing of Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin. Here is what it had to say:
CROCODILE: "Oh, he was a joy to work with. Not a day will go by that I won't fondly remember that chubby blonde Aussie in short shorts hopping on my back, we called it 'wrestling.' He held my jaws shut with love. Every night he would whisper in my ear holes that if I were good one day he would feed me his infant child. Always a kidder that Steve Irwin. A kidder till the end."
The crocodile then latched on to our reporter, drug him into shallow water, launched into a death roll ripping limb-from-limb and proceeded to methodically consume him.
These are wild animals! What the fuck! He died shooting a segment for a series titled "Ocean's Deadliest" for Christ sakes! What the fuck did you think would happen, the stingray would ask for his autograph?
